Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Funny Physics Lecturer

Einstein

Physics jokes


Physics Joke 1:
When a third grader was asked to cite Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up."
Physics Joke 2:
Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms
Physics Joke 3:
Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."

PHYSICS


Physics is often described as the study of matter and energy. It is concerned with how matter and energy relate to each other, and how they affect each other over time and through space.